The Monotony of Monogamy

 
Hide and Seek

I'm gonna curl up in his sock drawer, and sleep for days.

For Shame fox! Your supposed to lead the way in innovation, not follow behind the rest so closely its hard to tell which came first. And then you make this, this thing. Sure it moves along quite nicely, mom dies, only solution is to move to creepy house in middle of no where, where their is one cop. And lets not forget creepy pictures, those are all the rage these days, and creepy kids, come on, would it be a horror movie w/o one or fourteen? And lets give these guys credit, they got some talented actors and actresses to be in this, i dont know how maybe they were contractualy obligated, or maybe the tortured them until they gave in to their unspeakable demands. Anywho up until the end the movie is actually fairly entertaining, but then it gets to a point where their can only be one person who did it, or it wouldnt make any sense. then it drags on for a little bit. then it has the not so dramatic reveal. then it drags on for another half hour. Seriously end the movie at the climax. the whole part after the climax could have been cut and the movie would have been just as/more fufilling. And who decided to put the marco polo crap in the movie, thats not the title. But in the end you just have to say dakota fanning is creepy. just like most of the movie.
**/*****

posted by John at 8:09 PM

 
The Aviator

Save the drama for your mama and push

So so long. So so pointless. This movie was good but waaaay to drawn out, and i like drawn out things ie drawn butter. Everytime leo went a little insane the had a friggin 10 min monologue with 10 words, ok i get it, he aint sane. u dont neeed to rub it in my face like so many discarded jewel cases. And another thing, wats with the pee? Any ways the movie kept my interest only by the fact that the person the movie was about was interesting. martin scorsese needs to learn how to edit. can a movie please be under 3 hours. is that too much to ask. i dont think so, but then again maybe im crazy, maybe im crazy, maybe im crazy, maybe im crazy, maybe im crazy, maybe im crazy, maybe im crazy, maybe im crazy, maybe im crazy, maybe im crazy, maybe im crazy? But probly not. Someone give martin an oscar so he can retire, please.
***/*****

Meet the Fockers

Marijuana?... But why?

Wait ive seen this before! i saw it the first time when it was called Keeping the Faith. Yea look it up. Its the best movie ben stillers in. which isnt saying to much but hey at least he tries. and he isnt adam sandler. Anyways this sequel to meet the parents proves once and for all that writers can only come up with just under 2 hours of quality entertainment for a subject matter. and i dare say that this movie is as good as the first one, and i didnt think the first one deserved a sequel. So using math both this movie and the first have 1 hour each of fun time. the other time is duldrum or possibly from the other movie. So if you wanna watch this movie with out the hassle of goin to the theater just go rent meet the parents. then find a cardboard cutout of dustin hoffman and barbara striesand . finally place the cardboard cutouts next to ur tv and put in meet the parents. lastly enjoy!
***/*****

posted by John at 4:21 PM