The Monotony of Monogamy

 
Im moving to a new shorter, more concise, less actual reviewing format

Kingdom of Heaven
A well directed, and fun to watch movie about the crusades, too bad their wasnt much crusading in this movie. And if i remember it draged on in between the scoldings
***/*****

Unleashed
Jet Li beats up people, Morgan Freeman is wise, its can't be bad. Life lessons for all!
****/*****

Monster-in-law
Oh no Jane Fonda, dont treason me! I mean Jane Fonda and J.Lo in a movie, i cant be good, and it isnt. But it isnt terrible, its definitly watchable and possibly a good date movie.
**/*****

Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith
You gotta give it to George, he tries so hard to ruin Star Wars. Well not this time, your horrible directing skills are little match for Darth Vader. <> (you suck at writing dialogue too george) definitly the best prequel!
****/*****

Madagascar
A cute little computer animated flick, with enough references to twilight zone and other cool things to keep me happy. too bad pixar didn't make it
***/*****

Batman Begins
Best movie of the summer so far, its dark and fun and it has Batman. Or should i say the bat man. Good show all round. And it has morgan freeman, but the real highlight of the movie is Cillian Murphy, i kinda wish he was bat man
****/*****

Land of the Dead
A Cute little zombie flick, that while creepy doesn provide enough scares. i do like the idea of Zombies trying to imitate real people and starting to learn. And the people already know to shoot the zombies in the head, yeaaah.
***/*****

March of the Penguins
A delightful little documentry about everyones favorite birds, that think their fish. Who doesnt like Penguins, Satan possibly? No, everyone likes penguins. And Morgan Freeman is in it. A very disturbing trend has arisen
****/*****

War of the Worlds
What starts out as a very effective showing of what would happen if aliens tried to take over, but just remeber to turn off your brain when you watch it. And then the movie ends, here is where it shoots itself in the foot, then cuts its other foot off, and procedes to beat itself to death with it. I also wasnt to fond of the 9/11 references.
**/*****

Fantastic Four
Whoa, why cant i see Jessica Alba. not cool. This is the epitomy of chessyness and bad writing. And not to mention those quote unquote sweet xtreme moments with johnny storm, who ironically was the only of the four i could stand.
**/*****

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
A delightful little romp through the crazed head of Tim Burton. I found Johnny Depp's Wonka hilarious, it was fun to see the kids get "killed" off. I did enjoy the ending more than the original movie's, but can u really compare. I really dont see the Michael Jackson comparisons
****/*****

Wedding Crashers
A riproaring comedy which is a must see for the adult crowd, plus it has the girl from The Notebook. It really is a romantic comedy at heart, and it slows down considerably towards the end, but hell this movie is hilarious
****/*****
posted by John at 3:11 PM

 
Simply amazing. Easily the funniest movie this year.

Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson are two best friends who travel around crashing weddings to sleep with various women, and they're good at what they do. However, at the Secretary of the Treasury (Christopher Walken)'s daughter's wedding, the pair fall for the Secretary's other two daughters. Hillarity ensues as they attempt to hide their true identies while still getting the chicks.

I've discovered that its so much easier to write bad reviews than good ones. There really isnt much else to say: This movie was hi-larious from begining to end.

Overall: I give this movie a hot chocolate in the middle of winter. It is so necessary to life, I dont know how you can survive without it. Go see it, right now.

Book of Wise Pohl, Chapter 11, Verse 0.02: And he said, "Play the best song, in the world, or I'll eat your souls!"

posted by Dave at 1:10 PM