The Monotony of Monogamy

 
Interesting! No, wait. The other thing. Tedious.

NOOOOOOOO, that is depressing. What is the point of goin to cedar point without top thrill wats it called. Yea could they think of a more uncool theme, i think not, unless it was Genuine Mexican Plug. Damn u Mark Twain. But still i was looking forward to 5 seconds of pure... somthing, something. And dan every knows Alf is from Melmak.

On to thee Feture Presentation...

Wicked Twister- Fun, but the line is not worth the ride, at least last year
***/*****
Power Tower- As Mr Venos put it "There is no need to feel like that for more than 2 seconds"
**/*****
Raptor- One of the best at Cedar Point, though always closed
****/*****
Magnum whatever- Fun all around, not as much fun in the rain. WOOO short line.
****/*****
Millenium Force- Eh, it delivers wat it promises. Line always too long
***/*****
Gemini- Not very fun, at all...
**/*****
Iron Dragon- First hill is 99% of the ride time
*/*****
Mean Streak- Good ole' woody
***/*****
Blue Streak- Depressing
**/*****
Mantis- Its that good kinda pain
****/*****
The Swings- GREATEST THING ever, the only reason Cedar Point is still around
*****/*****

Chris, of couse ill be labeled a queer, the question is wat hat this year?
posted by John at 3:17 PM