The Monotony of Monogamy

 
Five*****Star*****Collection
Five Stars of... Scalping Action

Kill Bill: Volume 1
And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

Wunderbar, my friends, wunderbar. This movie was freaking awesome, so much blood so much violence. I mean it had everything. Everything was over the top and thats how i like it, i like it alot. The11 ex-treme gore may put some people off, but not adolescence, oh hell no. Then their were the anime scenes, which were seriously bloody. And pretty fucked up, since they can do a lot more with pen and paper than with people. While in the end you feel a little cheated, but not to much because the amazing fight scene would be hard to top in the last half. Definitely felt like a whole movie, but i want to see the rest. This movie is so freaking sweet, i cannot stress this enough. When after the movie is spent reminiscing about the movie its a good movie. Ahh good times. Only one person in the group didnt like this movie. Yeah i dunno about him either. If you don't watch the violence, you wont become desencitized to it.
*****
posted by John at 8:25 PM

 
School of Rock

Disneyland. Fuck, man, this is better than Disneyland.

What a bad name for a movie. Not appealing at all. Personally i thought this movie had crapshot written all over it. Jack Black while hilarious has not had luck with leading roles can i hear a Shallow Hal. And i can think of a movie where jack black was in and wasnt obsessed with rock and or roll... Survey Says the classic... or not so classic but it cost a lot to make... Waterworld. Hey, it was better than the postman. Back to the matters at hand, this movie was swell, or as the populus of Oceania would say doubleplusgood. Well made, good acting, sometimes, certainly hi larious, and good times all round. But not all is well and good in the land of laughs, first of all the "song" wasnt that good. And the guitar player kinda freaked me out. no offence. i like the piano player and the bassist, but come on our we to believe that mr freddie jones learnd to play the drums from being the percussionist in the classical music class. That bugged me. Stupid little things. At least this movie didnt play the sympathy card and for that i give it a big fat gold star
****/*****

October 10th- "Kill Bill: Volume 1" (R)
October 17th- "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" (R)
October 24th- "The Runaway Jury" (PG-13)
October 31st- "Alien: Re-Release" (R)
November 5th- "The Matrix Revolutions" (TBA)
posted by John at 9:15 PM