The Monotony of Monogamy

 
The Hunted

There i was in the jungle of Cambodia, it was Satan's Birthday,and i had no clothes. I was tied to a tree, there i was with amazon woman to my right and wild boars to my left. It seemed they were argueing over who got to kill me... i spare you the details but i eventually got on a vietnamese fishing boat, playing russian roulette with your friendly neighborhood spiderman. it was my turn, a vietcong was yelling "didi mau" in my face i had just about enough, so i decided it would be his turn and i guess he lost. The vietcong werent pleased with this so, they through my off thier boat. Luckily tropical depression helen had just been upgraded to a hurricane. eventually i washed up on shore, i dont remember much after this, but somehow i made it to russia. did i say russia i ment poland, those communists are hard to keep seperate. well since i was the smartest person in the whole country a violent coup occured and they asked my to lead. i declined and left the country, i must of walked into france because the whole french army surrended at the sight of me, a unarmed civilan. then i started tripping, the country was frick'n spinnen i eventuallly passed out. i woke up and i was in canada. my head was throbbing, a bunch off canadiens were huddled around me and a few were worshiping me. they asked to see the mighty american dollar, i went for my wallet, and then bang a mounty shot me.i fell to the ground and passed out from the pain. i regained my senses in a hospital, they said i had been shot 48 times. You might say, 48 you have to be dead well you obviously forgot i got shot by canadien bullets so it was equalvilant to being shot with a tranquilizer dart. i closed my eyes, and when i opened them i was in morroco standing next to a vendor... buying a fez hat

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posted by John at 10:14 PM