The Monotony of Monogamy

 
My take on the list
out of *****
12/7/01 Oceans 11...nuthin to say ***
12/19/01 Lord of the Rings... Excellent ****
4/12/02 Changing Lanes... Total Crap **
4/19/02 The Scorpion King... The Rock Rocks **
5/3/02 Spiderman... Wat the hell was with no theme song till the end of the credits. And way to much CG ***
5/16/02 Star Wars II... Ive seen better acting on mold, Yoda gave it its one star *
5/31/02 The Sum of all Fears... Stay sway if youve seen the trailers *
6/7/02 Bad Company... Suprising, but not good **
6/14/02 Scooby Doo... Put a stain on the cartoon that will never go away **
6/14/02 The Bourne Identity... Woooo Franke Potete (iknow ididnt spell it right) rocks, watch RUN LOLA RUN ***
6/21/02 Minority Report... Was it just me or did this movie blow, Wins award for most blatant advertising, yes over 8 crazy nights *
7/3/02 Men in Black II... Too short **
7/19/02 K-19... No DAS BOOT but than again what is ***
7/26/02 Goldmember... No No No ive had enough of this **
8/2/02 Signs... I could right a book about y this movie sucked so bad, mayb later *
8/9/02 xXx... What can i say... HANS DANCE... nuff said ***
8/16/02 Blue Crush... Hott chicks in bikinis couldnt save this movie, but they did ***
8/23/02 S1m0ne... half the time the chick was real not cool **
9/6/02 Swimfan... This is not a typo >NO STARS<
10/4/02 Red Dragon... WAtch MANHUNTER it has a better ending ****
10/18/02 The Ring... NO MORE now in hell they just show this movie over and over and over *
10/25/02 Jackass... Brillant ***
11/8/02 8 Mile... Eminem was a little to whiny but DETROIT WHAT?!? ***
11/15/02 Harry Potter II... didnt see but im sure it sucked
11/22/02 Die Another Day 007... Subpar when it comes to bond (i miss Pussy) ***
12/13/02 Star Trek Nemisis... Great GO JOHN LUKE GO ***
C12/18/02 Lord of the Rings II... Better thatn the 1st ****
12/20/02 Gangs of new York... Its actually pretty stupid if you really pay attention ***
12/25/02 Catch Me if You Can... ill catch you good ***
12/27/02 Chicago... i dont remember it but it was good ***
12/27/02 Confessions of a Dangerous Mind... i loved this movie ****
12/27/02 25th Hour... Shiaaat Thx You Spike Lee ****
1/24/03 Darkness Falls... on its face *
2/14/03 Daredevil... Jennifer Garner alone gets 2 stars **
(Date Unknown) Old School... Could of been better **
2/21/03 Gods and Generals... The War of Northern Agreesion without Martin Sheen, ill have no part in this tomfoolery ***

posted by John at 4:12 PM