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Piglet's Big Movie

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Brillant. Fantastic. Short. All of these words are fine and good but can not begin to describe Piglet's Big Movie. I laughed, i cryed but not nessecarily in that order. Seriously though this movie was really funny. The jokes were nice and wholesome, but their was some serious sexual innuendo. The story also makes use of some crazy logic that chillins(children) and youngins(more of the same) might not understand. Its HARD to GRASP as they would say in the movies. This "movie" has gotten a bad "rap" with the so called "cool" kids, but we all know if the movie was called "Piglet's Goes Postal Ft. P to the Ooh" everyone would see it. Just rate it PG-13 and youve got a blockbuster on your hands. And it would consequently win Best Picture at the oscars, but i digress and as a great man once told me no one likes a wordsmith.
***/*****

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posted by John at 7:29 PM