The Monotony of Monogamy

 
Five*****Star*****Collection
Five Stars of... Pre-marital Sex

Better Luck Tomorrow
That was better than Sex

Wow, this movie did everything for me. It had hi larious jokes from start to finish, full out nudity, a must, and it had a whole lot of racial stuff, which always provides hours of laughs. The movie wasnt all white all the time which was a nice change of pace. If any one was wondering why MC Hammer's name was in the thank you section of the credits it is because he donated money to keep the movie a float, mediforically speaking of course, the very notion of a floating movie is just absurd. I think someone should make a movie about it and they could call it "El Floating Movie" or in case you are the spanish illiterate " The Floating Movie" What a crazy story line... Moving on, the academic decathalon was the best part of the movie " I guess he just wasn't made for the academic decathalon" And the porn who could forget the porn, ah memories. The Ulra-Psuedo violence was a nice touch to the movie as a whole. John Cho is my favorite asian actor so it was nice to see him again, and the guy who played Virgil was brillant. This movie was flawed, most of the flaws came in the last act, where the movie slowed down. Now remember this is just 5 stars, i dont expect perfection. The fact is this is the best movie we have seen at the Palladium.
*****
posted by John at 5:07 PM