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House of 1000 Corpses

More cushion for the pushin?

Alas, i am back again to review yet another movie. Against all odds, gangland warfare and christianty, we saw House of 1000 Corpses at... THE STAR... dun dun duh. There is no denying the fact that this movie was hilarious. Maybe it was just me, but this movie had everything i could want in a movie. I love music that is totally ironic, cant get enough of it. The jokes were SOLID, and i cant say enough about those pants. Only real fault in this movie was that it was... not scary, a little disturbing, but not scary. It didnt get under my skin, freak me out, push me to the edge of sanity and then dangle me there for a little... you know. Moving on, its been done, many times. Rob Zombie's lack of experience shows, and it sadly hurts the movie. But in the end it all boils down to... never trust a squirrel.
***/*****

April 18th-"Holes" (PG)
April 25th-"Identity" (R)
May 2nd-"X²" (PG-13)
May 9th-"The Lizzie McGuire Movie" (R)
May 16th-"The Matrix Reloaded" (TBA)
May 23rd-"Bruce Almighty" (TBA)
May 30th-"The Italian Job" (TBA)
June 6th-Party (NC-17)
June 13th-"Hollywood Homicide" (TBA)
June 20th-"The Hulk" (TBA)
Whenever It Comes Out-"Better Luck Tommorow" (R)

posted by John at 7:58 PM