The Monotony of Monogamy

 
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Lets get one thing straight, Kiefer Sutherland in all probability...a god. Right now you may be saying, you heretics i pray you burn in a eternal jet fueled fire with 72 goddamned whores. Its not like i have a little shrine in my room to Kiefer, or that i even worship him. Its that Kiefer has the coolest voice ever. (Note: 24 blows, Dark City rocks). And dont get me started on Forest. Anyways lets talk about the movie for a change... BORING is not the right word, i think the word im looking for is... action packed but short. Someone tell me why good ole Stu got the short end of the stick, he didn't even lead a bad life. And what was the Snipers motivation... is this his sick form of entertainment from which he derives his shits and giggles? I did not like the camera angles where huge portions of the screen were unused, i payed 8.50 to see the whole goddammed screen. All things considered this movie was entertaining, so it gets my recomendation. If anyone is wondering, the reason i didnt state any of the good is because im sure you will get enough of that from the other two resident reviewers.
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April 11th-"House of 1000 Corpses" (R)
April 18th-"Holes" (PG)
April 25th-"Identity" (R)
May 2nd-"X²" (TBA)
May 9th-"The Lizzie McGuire Movie" (R)
May 16th-"The Matrix Reloaded" (TBA)
May 23rd-"Bruce Almighty" (TBA)
May 30th-"The Italian Job" (TBA)
June 6th-Party (NC-17)
June 13th-"Hollywood Homicide" (TBA)
June 20th-"The Hulk" (TBA)
posted by John at 7:50 PM