The Monotony of Monogamy

 
PLEASE NOTE: UPTOWN ENTERTAINMENT REQUIRES ID TO PURCHASE TICKETS FOR ALL "R" RATED FILMS

Haha a joke right, sadly it is not a joke, its not all a joke. The fact is a few employees are taking this crack down seriously, scarrrry stuff man. When will the horror stop, who initiated this nagasaki, will they do anal probes? Who died and gave them the right to do their jobs. So many question's, so little time.

First the facts out of the last 26 movies seen, 13 have been rated R. R movies in that time period have averaged .46 stars better than all others. Heres another fun fact, out of the last 45 movies reviewed, the average is rating is a 2.5 can you say consitant. I know i can. Dont worry its alright to bask in my reflected reviewing glory.

Many rumors have been floating around Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia as to why uptown entertainment became a facsist regime. One is there just cracking down on spring break and the balloon will burst with the overwhelming force that is mass entertainment. Surely only a fool would disallow access to The Matrix: Reloaded. Another is that stupid bitchy moms, no offence, have been complaining nonstop. whawha cry me a river, its a victimless crime. Quick here comes reality lets sheild are children from everything around them, so when their out on their own they get a serious mind fuck. One more is what i like to call the Dateline scenario. some news group is going to give palladium the image of anything goes, anyage, which i dont see as bad. I remember about a year ago i got asked what age i was at a PG-13 movie, what a joke that place is.

The fact is sadly the employees are finally doing there jobs, to are dismay. But why weren't they doing there jobs before, sadly i cant answer that question. Its like asking why didnt dave change that movie to sold out... no one will ever know. The good news is in a year it will all be over, no more of this. And i think we all know who is to blame for not getting into City of God, chris for not writing a review. Thank you chris.

The matter of writing on the blog is a fickle one, i have gotten alot of request for it so... im thinkin of makin a sister blog. Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia will be super congested if it has more writers. So if your interested in writing for... i dont have a name for it yet, email me at dancinghans@hotmail.com. If your wondering "where's the review for Better Luck Tomorrow" no, i didnt forget. its coming but dont expect it soon. This is the Yellow Flash, signing off.

Every great crisis of human history is a pass of Thermopylae, and there is always a Leonidas and his three hundred to die in it, if they can not conquer.
posted by John at 2:53 PM