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Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: The Tip of the Apex

Whoa! Chris what happened to you. You've changed man. That review of X2 was sub-par at best. And batman has a point, you certainly like stealing things. Is their an original idea in that red head of yours. Anyways here's the real problem batman is a little to good to go to the movies on Friday's. Friday or Saturday, were going ViP for sure, no questions asked. Matrix has the huge possibility of being the biggest disapointment since sliced bread. I am a little worried. The Hulk however most certainly will be crap. It's just sad. How could they screw up the Hulk's look so bad. Bruce Almighty, will it be the next Cable Guy, or the next Dumb and Dumber. If you haven't guessed i dont have high hopes for this movie either. As for Finding Nemo though, i think it may be the greatest thing since... the nickel. How i love the nickel. Hollywood Homicide most likely will have a predictable story but you never know. You may have noticed Italian Job has been stricken from the calender. This is because Edward Norton, the only reason i wanted to see the movie, said it was crap. i think i said it best "goddamn u chuck". Its almost poetry, almost.
posted by John at 7:10 PM