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The Matrix: Reloaded Part III

Ignorance is bliss.

I love the idea behind the Matrix, its distubingly erotic, or as the dan would say, Xotica. The story is titly nit, with only a few holes. The characters are more than 2 dimensional, and they are okayily(okay-e-ly) acted, some better than others. Morpheus, definatly the coolest, gets a lot more screen time this time around. Agent Smith happily returns, in a great multitude, fighting with no chance of victory or defeat, the way it was meant to be.

Which brings me to the fighting, long and entertaining. Just how i like it. I good portion of Reloaded are fighting scenes, no complaints here. The fights had a surpirsing amount of variety for their length, and just kept goin. If they where in the Matrix, they were either fighting or about to start a fight.

Merovigian, one of the highlights of the movie, he reminded me of a James Bond villain, like Goldfinger or Dr. No. He was just cool, and he was a playa, with one hot wife hoe girl friend. Yea u kno who i am talking about, Persaphone. I love the ancient rome throw back Merovigian dynasty any one? Finally school has a purpose.

Speaking of Persaphone, if those busoms weren't heaving than i dont know wat is. Rowwwwwr! And let me tell u those things were ample, oh so ample. And did u see wat she was wearing, yea i didnt either. But this movie was not without its cool costumes. Although Neo's could have been better, Morpheus' suit more than made up for that. He is bordering on being dangerously cool. Bordering?

The twins were quite slick themselves, styling some dreadlocks right out of the 90s and some suits right out of tomorrow. Their little trick was probably the best computer graphics part of the movie, that shit was grooovy, The extra o is for oorginal. Sadly they had to die, although their death was pretty cool, lets have a moment of silence... okay i promised myself i would cry.

If you wonder y i said so much bad about Reloaded, it is because it was not perfect and you cant just act like its faults aren't real. The first step is admitting you have a problem, it is also consequently, the last step

Now although this movie didn't live up to my expections, it was entertaining. The only time i looked at my watch. Was to make sire the movie was about to end. Which i didnt want it to. As the Matrix's sequel it derserves 3 stars but as a movie unto itself it gets the big...
****/*****

May 23rd-"Bruce Almighty" (PG-13)
May 30th-"Finding Nemo" (G)
June 6th-Party (NC-17)
June 13th-"Hollywood Homicide" (TBA)
June 20th-"The Hulk" (TBA)
posted by John at 6:28 PM