The Monotony of Monogamy

 
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That ill be the day. Whatever happened to these lovable general admission teddy bears of movies? Why have the become the zima of the 90s. It wasn't always like this, there once was a day when "R" was unheard of ans "G" was risky enough.

I have been watching a few "classics" recently, and most of are rated my favorite letter is the alpahbet, G. Now these aren't Disney animated cartoony fluff, these are live action movies with naked men running, swimming, and every now and then jumping. Now i know what your thinking, where are these naked men and how can i join them. Maybe its just me or has MPAA changed it standards, a little.

"G" movies just don't get made any more, and if they do their put out as PG or PG-13 movies. Lizzie McGuire, i would like to know what made that PG besides the almighty dollar. Hopefully Finding Nemo will gracefully accept the "G". Finding Nemo looks to be one of the best movies this year, yes better than, fill in the blank.

Old "G" movies were just as bad as some of today's PG-13 movies, and PG-13 movies always hold back a little to prevent getting the dreaded R. I would agrue that nudity is a pretty much R only tomfoolery. Adult Themes my ass. PG is a joke, it shouldn't be a rating. I have not seen one movie that i thought should be PG and not "G".

All i want is for people to make "G" movies again, o how i love thee. Any ways if you haven't noticed i stoped doing 5 Star Collection because it was getting to hard to think of good movies. Although every once and awhile ill add a member. And remember "Did you have pants on, when you made it big?"
posted by John at 5:01 PM