The Monotony of Monogamy

 
A Calender in Review

We're Cyanide, a loving tribute to Poison.

Since the old calender is dead and long forgotten, but still i have ranked the movies in their respective order. Mmm order


(24)-Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd-*- Wat Happened? Was this the worst? Sure as hell looks like it.

(23)-Down with Love-*- While one of the worst movies i have seen, it doesnt compare to the classics.

(22)-Alex & Emma-*- Sadly, this movie had no potential and went no where, at lest it had a happy ending?

(21)-The Hunted-**- Tommy Lee Jones as in Rambo VI: How Do We Think Of This Crap

(20)-Tears of the Sun-**- Tone it down a little with the music thank you.

(19)-Anger Management-**- LOL good time, o sorry i was just remembering when i made fun of this movie the first time. Ahh memories

(18)-Bruce Almighty-**- Reiterating what every one already knows, Jim Carrey could kicks Adam Sandlers ass

(17)-The Italian Job-**- Where did we go wrong Marky Mark

(16)-The Recruit-**- Colin Farrell needs to get and keep a day job

(15)-Dreamcatcher-**- Mmm the alien was *special*. And y do all brits hate *special* people. stupid brits

(14)-Hulk-**- Who doesnt like tight pants? That poodle still cracks me up.

(13)-Hollywood Homicide-***- Dont get me wrong, that ford guy is aged to perfection

(12)-House of 1000 Corpses-***- Funniest movie on the list. period.

(11)-Gods and Generals-***- MARTIN, dont leave me, i am scared of the dark. Oh my, do i love intermission

(10)-Piglet's Big Movie-***- Oh my, do i love little pink pig-like animals being mistreated by his so called friends only to learn a lesson in the end.

(9)-Phone Booth-***- Have you ever thought about making this movie reality? God knows i've tried

(8)-X²: X Men United-***- More Shadowcat and this movie would have everything

(7)-Holes-***- Put in a little disney and stir

(6)-Spider-****- Boy this taught me a profound life lesson. Always put things in a sock and hide the sock in your groin. Thank You

(5)-Identity-****- Scariest movie on the list, also John Cusack is a hottie

(4)-A Mighty Wind-****- The hijinks and hialrity continue, but i dont want to be there when the laughter stops

(3)-The Matrix: Reloaded-****- Matrix-a-tastic, but wheres the nudity?

(2)-Finding Nemo-****- Its a fact. I am addicted to fish, and not in that good wholesome way

And the movie that wins the award for... Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence

(1)-Better Luck Tomorrow-*****- Everything one could ask for, and a side of Jones soda.
posted by John at 2:25 PM