The Monotony of Monogamy

 
Hulk

And he liked green just like Bill Bixby

Why couldn't they just wait another few years. It could have been sooo much better. Hulk was looked so out of place, especially when he was transforming. Case in point, it seems that in movies everything looks better when it gets dirty, ie Tears of the Sun, the Hulk fits in better when he got down and dirty. Was is just me or was Hulk amazingly light on his feet? I know he can jump 3 miles yadda yadda, but wouldnt he make a little impact when he landed? Now if you can except that a man, despite all the laws of thermodynamics, can turn into a giant green monster and then turn back, i think u can except a pair of pants that can expand and contract, unless u would rather see Hulk run around naked or banner for that matter. I DO NOT LIKE THOSE STUPID SPLIT SCREENS. I am watching a movie not a comic book, why dont you just put bubble words too, so its authentic. Ang Lee wanted you to like the Hulk, but that wasnt happening. He wasnt a likable guy, you cant cheer for the hulk, only jeer. I believe a meanacing diabolical hulk would have worked better. And another thing banner has a whole lotta control over the Hulk, scary amount. In conclusion, better than Daredevil but wasnt as true to the comics as other comic book movies.
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July 11th-"The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen" (PG-13)
July 18th-"Bad Boys II" (TBA)
July 25th-"Seabiscuit" (TBA)
August 1st-"American Wedding" (TBA)
August 8th-"Matchstick Men" (TBA)
August 15th-"Freddy vs. Jason" (TBA)
August 22nd-"My Boss' Daughter" (TBA)
August 29th- "Highwaymen" (TBA)
September 5th- "The Order" (TBA)
September 12th- "Once Upon a Time in Mexico" (TBA)
September 19th- "Underworld" (TBA)
September 26th- "Secondhand Lions" (TBA)
October 3rd- "Scary Movie 3" (TBA)
October 10th- "Kill Bill" (TBA)
October 17th- "The Runaway Jury" (TBA)
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October 31st- "Alien: Re-Release" (R)
November 5th- "The Matrix Revolutions" (TBA)
November 7th- "Jersey Girl" (TBA)
posted by John at 10:41 AM