The Monotony of Monogamy

 
The Movies 4 Spectac-u-lar II


Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

Whatever, I spell it how i want.

Disney has finally given up on originality. In a downword spiral of unbridaled joy, or is it a upward spiral of unrelenting despair? Nevertheless, is quite possible the coolest word... moving on, Orlando Bloom isnt that cool when he is not a elf. Johnny Depp however is always cool, and he had to carry the movie the whole way, with occasional breaks letting the monkey take the load. Boy do i love monkeys, and there are not even close to enough of them in show business. The monkeys need to unionize and go on strike, and of course sue. Enough about monkey rights, back to the movie...hmm...ok lets just make fun of disney. Do they really have to rip of all the old movies, cough tron cough. And i cant wait for Haunted Mansion, lets just say it will be spooktacular. Laugh out loud, i kid because i love, to kid. All im sayin is i cant wait for Its a Small World.
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posted by John at 10:47 PM