The Monotony of Monogamy

 
1st Round

Jason vs Dracula
Hmm battle of the undead, ill have to give this one to the underdog king of the living impaired, Dracula. While he doesn't have the pure strength as his bald headed friend, he is super cool. He has no shadow, thats just tripping. aLso the only way to kill Dracula is a stake in the heart, and Jason isnt much of a stake man. He likes hamburgers, big machete hamburgers.

Freddy vs. Ghostface
Not even a fight, more of a one sided battle. Ghostface doesn't stand a chance. Unless he OD on pep pills, thus taking his own life, Freddy will make him, his bitch for eternity

Chucky vs Pumpkinhead
Go Pumpkinhead, although i have yet to see this demons movie, i have seen a Child play movie. And even i could defeat Chucky, come on its a doll. Colt 45 to the head, and he is down for the count. Hell i bet u could just step on him, maybe play a little soccer with his detached head

Leatherface vs Mrs Voorheis
I dunno Mrs Voorheis, has tenacity, but Leatherface is just plain fucked up. Its a toss up. But if i were a betting man, which i am, i would give it to Leatherface.

Pinhead vs Headless Horseman
No Question, Christopher Walken always wins. Pinhead isn't even cool.
posted by John at 2:20 PM