The Monotony of Monogamy

 
American Wedding

You've never heard of the "Getting Some" clause?

Damn this movie felt like an eternity, and it kept on dragging its feet around important teen problems. Like when a dog eats a ring, or when you have sex with your friends grandma. It treats these serious, serious problems as if they were a joke, and i for one can verify they are no joke. One to many times. And no Shannon Elizabeth, is bad by it self, but no Tara Reid is inexcusable. A few other main cast members were missing but no other biggies. Stifler seemed odd at the start, he didn't seem like the Stifmeister, but he got better as the movie went on. While Wedding was better than American Pie 2, its not even close to the original
**/*****

August 8th-"S.W.A.T." (PG-13)
August 15th-"Freddy vs. Jason" (R)
August 22nd-"My Boss' Daughter" (PG-13)
August 29th- "The Medallion" (PG-13)
September 5th- "The Order" (TBA)
September 12th- "Matchstick Men" (PG-13)
September 19th- "Underworld" (R)
September 26th- "The Rundown" (TBA)
October 3rd- "Scary Movie 3" (TBA)
October 10th- "Kill Bill" (TBA)
October 17th- "The Runaway Jury" (PG-13)
October 24th- "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" (R)
October 31st- "Alien: Re-Release" (R)
November 5th- "The Matrix Revolutions" (TBA)
posted by John at 7:32 PM