The Monotony of Monogamy

 
Double "Insert Adjective Here" Action

S.W.A.T

Revenge is mine saithe the lord

What a sweet theme song, very catchy, and also the highlight of the movie. This movie should not have been as entertaining as it was, i mean its a end of summer cop thriller. Those kind of movie are horrid, and yet Swat as disturbingly entertaining, while not original by any means. The action sequences were partly believable, like some one might be able to do that. Might. However, as to be expected, the dialogue, was how do the french say it, craptastical. Poetic Liscence. Patent Pending. Sadly this is one of the better movies i have seen in recent memory.
***/*****

My Boss's Daughter

And you only hit me when you're bored

Golly Gee Whiz. A tour de force of film making splendor. Is not what this movie is, or was even close to. This movie however did show signs of mediocrity, at the beginning. Then bogged itself down with side storys, and with being a bad movie. Seriously who writes these movies, and where can i get in on this action. Its like free money,scribble some ideas about a guy who is a stalker, blah blah blah, close with happy ending. Or mix it up and have the girl be obsesive, and rake in even more money. I wonder if the the romantic comedy writer will ever unionize. Because it seems to me a monkey, albeit a highly skilled primate, or even Woody Allen could write these scripts. That's right i went there.
*/*****

August 29th- "The Medallion" (PG-13)
September 5th- "The Order" (R)
September 12th- "Matchstick Men" (PG-13)
September 19th- "Underworld" (R)
September 26th- "The Rundown" (PG-13)
October 3rd- "Scary Movie 3" (TBA)
October 10th- "Kill Bill" (TBA)
October 17th- "The Runaway Jury" (PG-13)
October 24th- "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" (R)
October 31st- "Alien: Re-Release" (R)
November 5th- "The Matrix Revolutions" (TBA)
posted by John at 6:34 PM