The Monotony of Monogamy

 
Michael Myers vs Dracula
Micheal Myers dominates this fight, he is just to cool. I mean he is like evil incarnate. And he can take a beating, and always seems not to die. Myers just has the better movie, also, that doesn't include the sequel. Dracula however would put up a good fight, but come on how could he bite through that leather mask. He has no way of putting Myers down for the count, and so will get pummeled beyond recongizition, until he turns into a bat and is subsiquently barbequed

Freddy vs Headless Horsemen
I dont really know how this would take place, partly because both the horse and the man are... dead, and so would have trouble dreaming. So Freddy would have to go to the real world, thus taking away his main power and leaving him helpless to Christopher Walken's sweet justice

Leatherface vs Pumpkinhead
This seems obvious, but one small thing complicates it all. I think Jason Lee said it best "I'm a fricken demon" So my Leatherfaced friend's favorite power tool would do little more than delay the inevitable. Also and probaly most importantly, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre is being remade by the man, no the legend, no Michael Bay. You may know him from the classic "Pearl Harbor" or maybe the visionary "Bad Boys II"

Widerstand ist Vergeblich
posted by John at 5:59 PM