The Monotony of Monogamy

 
Once more, double the ... something.

Freaky Friday

So, anyway...you can see how this all adds up to a movie.

Not bad Disney, not bad at all. Even more shocking than this movies surprising quality is that it is number 2 in the box office this week, and two spots below it is pirates of the carribean. Im guessing those rich evil people at disney are takin showers with our sweet, sweet money. The sad part is neither of the movies is that great. Although movie was humorous at some points, at others it force fed us with sentimental crap. You know the usual from Disney. While watching this movie you get a weird feeling like you have seen this before, and you have if you have seen a disney movie. All round this movie was well made and even humorus for a good portion, it also helped that Jamie lee Curtis is super hot, o u kno wat im talkin about. One gripe is the music convo in the movie is total bullshit, The White Stripes are a million times better than the good damn vines and hives.
***/*****

The Medallion

Well, I see this movie wastes no precious screen time with a plot!

Man, this is a depression. Jackie Chan should have died after Rumble in the Bronx so this would never of happened and he still would be cool. That jump onto the hovercraft was crazy. All this movie had was a standard issue scream, i remember a different scream for Ahh real monsters. But that scream is not new and is in a lot of things. Off hand i think it was in mk: anihilation. This movie was aware of how bad it was, as shown in the cat noises in the cat fight, which was way to short and left way to much to the imagination, stupid imagination. I like how they never explained why watsons wife could fight or why she had all those weapons. Or maybe they did and i blocked it from my memory because it was unbearble stupid, either way, enjoy. One high point is this movie knew when to quit.
**/*****

September 5th- "The Order" (R)
September 12th- "Matchstick Men" (PG-13)
September 19th- "Underworld" (R)
September 26th- "The Rundown" (PG-13)
October 3rd- "Scary Movie 3" (TBA)
October 10th- "Kill Bill" (TBA)
October 17th- "The Runaway Jury" (PG-13)
October 24th- "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" (R)
October 31st- "Alien: Re-Release" (R)
November 5th- "The Matrix Revolutions" (TBA)
posted by John at 9:28 PM