The Monotony of Monogamy

 
Twice is Nice


The Rundown

Come child labor. Kids! I mean kids.

Christopher Walken, i love you. You are hilarious, and i want to have ur children. Now that, that was takin care of let us get to the juicy innards that is this review. The Rock has come back to a mojor motion picture, and i like it. Arnold made a cute, sublineally enhanced with arnold for governor, cameo. But all in all Duane is a good action superstar, partially because has this innocent thing goin for him, also he is rip. Sean William Scott plays himself for another movie, although it didnt seem played out like American Pie 3. A low point was the dissapointing reliance on Cg, which was in a word sucked. Please make it stop, its not real, and it certainly doesn't look real. The best, by far was the fan directed at the rock when something blew up, hi larious. Towards the end the movie slowed down to a stupper. Blah Blah Blah. The movie is s pretty cliche, but who cares. The movie is hi larious, and i dont think any movie this year will top walkens speech about the tooth fairy, comedic brillance.
***/*****


thirteen

Lucy, I'm hom... LUCY! OH MY GOD!

All i can say is depressing. One that didnt happen to me, and two it did happen to someone. First of all i was thirteen once, and lemme tell you this was not my lifes story. Not at all... okay maybe the two gals getting with the life guard but thats all. Not all depressing though, their was plenty of disturbing images... that stay with you. Holy shit. thats all their is to say about this movie. Its freakin awesome and you need to see it. Easily the Best movie since Better Luck Tomorrow, the includes Matrix and Nemo. Only down side is the movie has some slow parts, but what movie doesnt. Okay one last point, which everyone know all girls do but dont talk about, girls make out... with each other, yes lesbian action. Need i say more. Touche.
****/*****

October 3rd- "The School of Rock" (PG-13)
October 10th- "Kill Bill: Volume 1" (TBA)
October 17th- "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" (R)
October 24th- "The Runaway Jury" (PG-13)
October 31st- "Alien: Re-Release" (R)
November 5th- "The Matrix Revolutions" (TBA)
posted by John at 8:44 PM