The Monotony of Monogamy

 
Underworld

WOW! That's 10 pounds of butt in 5 pound butt-capacity pants!

This movie didn't even try. Obviously the plan is to make numerous sequels cause not only did the movie give a little hint at a sequel but it did so many things that just dont make sense. They talk about covens in two scenes without explaining what the are. Numerous references to the past *cough* prequel *cough*. The story has some potential, but it doesn't seem to care. The action will hold your attention only for so long. The ending fight seem, in a word, blows. All that suspense, for this. Stronger than both, my ass. And isn't this movie just subliminaly prepetuating racial sterotypes. It makes me sick. Why cant it be a movie that shows how werewolves and vampires get along, and sing and dance. That would be worth 8.50. Not all is bad though, the action, at times, got me into the movie. Although they did kill off the coolest character in the first 10 minutes, which is a travesty. Umm also .. their was... a few hot chicks... in tight clothing,which is good enough for me. In conclusion i like tight clothing. On Women.
**/*****

September 26th- "The Rundown" (PG-13)
October 3rd- "The School of Rock" (PG-13)
October 10th- "Kill Bill: Volume 1" (TBA)
October 17th- "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" (R)
October 24th- "The Runaway Jury" (PG-13)
October 31st- "Alien: Re-Release" (R)
November 5th- "The Matrix Revolutions" (TBA)
posted by John at 8:05 PM