The Monotony of Monogamy

 
Dr. Suess' The Cat In The Hat

And now, with your permission I'm going to do my stuff

Alas what a cruel world we live in. This movie is gettin raped by the critics, literraly and figurtively of couse. But its not that bad. I can say this, its better than a dr suess book movie should be. Heres the thing dr suess was not writing screen plays for a reason, none of his books have enough substance for a movie. And they are not meant to be movies. Cartoon, maybe, but not over 30 min. Not right i tells you. Not funny is a different story. The movie was entertaining, but not in any way shape or form like the book. I enjoyed most of this 82 min!!!! fiasco of dibocalation. This stake in the heart of a beloved childrens writer. Lets just say ive seen a worse dr suess movie. *cough* grinch *cough* Thats one thats best forgoten. So wats next on the chopping block, will the take green eggs and ham out back to be "fixed" or will "one fish two fish red fish blue fish" be sleeping with the fishies thanks to those god fearing gentlemen i like to call universal studios
**/*****

It ain't fittin'...it ain't fittin'. It jes' ain't fittin'.......It ain't fittin'.

December 5th- "The Last Samurai" (R)
December 12th- "Stuck on You" (PG-13)
December 19th- "LOTR: Return of the King" (PG-13)
December 25th- "Cheaper by the Dozen" (PG)
January 9th- "Chasing Liberty" (TBA)
January 16th- "The Perfect Score" (PG-13)
January 23rd- "Mindhunters" (R)
January 30th- "Big Bounce, The" (PG-13)
February 6th- "Butterfly Effect, The" (R)
February 13th- "Cursed" (TBA)
February 20th- "Kill Bill: Vol. 2" (TBA)
posted by John at 7:22 PM