The Monotony of Monogamy

 
The Last Samurai

Hey, I'm supposed to be the hero here! Come on! Well, can I just pistol whip you guys a couple of times for the camera?

Yes, now here's the plan. We'll enter through the air conditioning duct here. Which will be guarded by lasers three inches above the floor, now you'll have to squeeze yourself to the size of about a sponge and then crawl across the floor like a dolphin or some other amphibious mammal. Wait wrong tom cruise masterpiece. I heart tom cruise. I heart ninjas. Fool proof right? yes thats y i cant wait for the sequel, The Last Ninja. And dont think it wont happen, we are talkin about movie studios here. Hopefully they will cast Brad Pitt opposite the cruisinator. Which brings us to the movie, their was one well known actor in the whole movie, kinda wierd for a big budget motion picture. Not to say the actors were bad, they were the opposite of bad. The battle scenes were gory and pretty freakin sweet except overly dramatic, which is the story of the whole movie, at some points i really didnt care and other points i did. THis movie had the chance to be really bad, but it came out of it all smelling like tulips. And chris i will never forget the 1st time u didnt write a preview... o the suspense... City of God, or as the natives like to call it the Wagianioahfglkadnfg, oh sorry chiken bone in my throat, THE DAY WE DIDNT SEE A GODDAMN MOVIE CAUSE WE ARE NOT 17! all ur fault
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December 19th- "LOTR: Return of the King" (PG-13)
December 25th- "Cheaper by the Dozen" (PG)
January 9th- "Chasing Liberty" (TBA)
January 16th- "The Perfect Score" (PG-13)
January 23rd- "Mindhunters" (R)
January 30th- "Big Bounce, The" (PG-13)
February 6th- "Butterfly Effect, The" (R)
February 13th- "Cursed" (TBA)
February 20th- "Kill Bill: Vol. 2" (TBA)
posted by John at 5:34 PM