The Monotony of Monogamy

 
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Five Stars of... Hot Hot Hobbits

Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
Of course he's twitching, he's got my axe embedded in his nervous system

This is how its supposed to be done. This makes Matrix sequels look like Star Wars prequels. Ya that bad. LotR is a thirteen thousand million times better. get this its actually concludes the story, no im serious it does. Its not just rambling on with CG, which i think also are some of the best i have seen. Proper timing in between the sequels was super helpful too. I saw every one once, and new exactly what was goin on. Its not prefect, it drags it feet at the ending, although the book did do it, and in fairness the whole series was 9 hours, a 20 min conclusion isnt that bad. This is the best conclusion to a trilogy, i have seen. by far. The huge war was crazy sweet and such. My favorite part was the undead comin into the fight makin the fight all encompassingly pointless. And the trolls i love the trolls, and how can u not. They are the bitches of middle earth. but goddamnit the are the coolest bitches ever. I would like a backround story on how that every happened. Right after i get a Hobbit the movie. I love u Smaug
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posted by John at 7:54 PM