The Monotony of Monogamy

 
Post Exam Movie BLOW-out

Okay Marge, its your child against my child. The winner will be showered with praise. The loser will be taunted and booed until my throat is sore!

Big Fish

My story's better, it has tigers!

Atouching story of a boy who never knew his real father, but in the end it turns out he did kinda but not really only in a metaphysical way. It certainly was nice to look at as opposed to wat was sitting a few seats to the left of me. A fairly decent story with good acting and GIANTS... and hot asian twins. and lets not forget the worlds tallest dwarf... danny devito. The ending is pretty corny but so is life so deal with it. Ewan is fairly amusing but walking the edge of annoying with his character, i really dont care how preseverant u r. Theirs not much to say about this movie except its pretty darn good, scroll down if u want to hear me make fun of a movie.Alright hears my conclusion best movie ive seen in theaters since... LOTR:ROTK
****/*****

Peter Pan

Ooh, pretty creepy. Still, I'd rather have him chasing me than the Wolf Man.

All i really have to say is it is better than hook. Yea i said it wat r u gunna do about it. Y do i say these blasphemies u ask because this actually has a BOY play Peter not a overgrown hairy piece of man meat. Robin Williams u suck! Captain Hook is also played better in this installment, the only down point... tinker bell is not hot, at all. Its not like she has any lines couldnt they get a hot bigboobed supermodel, give a little incentive for the boys to watch the movie. I mean is that really to much to ask, its not like it hurt the movie, it improves it and isnt that y we watch movies, to see hot chicks with barely anything on try to act, i think we all know the answer to that, no. But it is fun and in the end isnt that all that matter, in a word ... no. O yea movie review super cute yadda yadda yadda really BIG crocidile blah blah blah pirates, and no thank god they dont come from the carribean
***/*****

Love Actually

English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England.

Maybe its the sophisticate british humor or mayb its my young uncontaminated mine but man this movie sucked arse. Its hard to comprehend the badness of this huge blockbuster. Ok hears the lowdown it invovles no less than about 10 couples, with barely any connection between any of them. So all and all some storys get about 15 minutes of screen times. Its like someone said how many romantic storys can we come up with, ummm about 10, ok lets put umm all in one movie, isnt that goin to be one long movie, not if we take make the storys really bad and unfunny. Yea that sounds right. I can think of at most 2 enjoyable storys and one story that i really liked until the end. I think dan put it best " but they all meet up at the end" Well most do but this is a kicker, they meet up at a ... airport, well holy shit how could anyone write a script where 10 couples are at a airport at the same time after 2 and a half hours of utter boredom and monotony, i want to meet that script writing team(one man could not do it). This movie is kinda like Arested Development its critically acclaimed and i guess some people like it , the people next to me we goin crazy with laughter, but in the end its not really funny at all. They have some good material but no one ever told them how to tell a joke. Do u wanna hear something really funny, one of the story has hugh grant as get this... the prime minister of England, not only is that hilarious in its own but the story is actually just affornt to bitch at british foreign policies and say its all americas fault... and they are quite stereotypical of the american president. Maybe im reading to much into this but i dont think i am, and well frankly i dont want to rant but in short this movie suck. And get this they had the audacity, no the testicular fortitude to use the fortitude to use the phrase "stark naked" If u ask me those brits are just a bunch of cigarettes
*/*****

January 23rd- "Butterfly Effect, The" (R)
January 30th- "Big Bounce, The" (PG-13)
February 6th- "Miracle" (PG)
February 13th- "50 First Dates" (PG-13)
February 20th- "Euro Trip" (TBA)
February 27th- "Passion of The Christ" (TBA)
posted by John at 2:36 PM