The Monotony of Monogamy

 
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The Butterfly Effect

Somebody once wrote: "Hell is the impossibility of reason." That's what this place feels like. Hell.

Wooo Ashton Kutcher. Boooo crapy drama. Ashton is a funny guy, but mayb not the greatedt actor. I mean he may win best actor one day, but he will probly win a grammy before that. O wait i think he already has one, at least one, god knows i have way to many. Well thats wat u get for singing in class they just keep giving them out, their like the plague nobody wants it but that dont stop them from giving u multiple grammys every year. I said it. And you can just by an oscar anyways so Kutcher in '06, Win with the Kutch. Any ways this was a motion picture. And it had nudity so it passed my test. Next. Wat? How many more lines? You guys fuckin suck. Well the nudity was female so all the better, and get this it has a cripple which got some laugh from the sick and twisted crowd. HOLY CRIP ITS A CRAPPLE. Not one of u is goin to heaven. straight to hell where the cripples will be laughing at you. The acting personally was not meant to be takin super seriously. And was quite humorous except for the insanly disturbing parts in the beginning. Some of that shit was fucked up man. not cool. I would be happy never seeing this movie again, at least the beginning cause the big fat dude was hi larious. It just goes to show the bigger the man the more sexual pleasure said man needs.
***/*****

And with a cameo by


Along Came Polly

He's a nut-bag! Just because the fucker's got a library card doesn't make him Yoda!

So much swearing today. Im sorry. No wait... i was being sarcastic. This movie was the definition of formula, the number 4 plus money= average movie Sure jennifer anniston is hot but that only goes so far, like all the way. Best part of the movie was the sympathy sex scene. Easy. Then comes Hank Azaria as Moe the bartender, dealing out a little love with his feeling numbing booze. My favorite part was where they get together even though by all logical reason they should not be put on the same plane let alone sleep in the same house, o but she completes him. No she doesnt she is the complete opposite and neither of them understand the other.
Not saying this movie wasnt funny, it had its moments, but michael jackson had his moments too. I retract that last statment. Dont you hate it when you can come up with a easy hassle free way to solve on screen problem, well that happens alot during this movie at least one big one that was one of the big toilet humor jokes. its not that funny when they dont have to be doin it. Thsi could have been a great movie with the actors they had but instead they put together a script writen by a monkey with a red crayon in one hand and a green in the other .Which brings me to the real problem... we are still a month away from salvation, i mean Passion of Christ... o boy i cannot wait
**/*****

January 30th- "Big Bounce, The" (PG-13)
February 6th- "Miracle" (PG)
February 13th- "50 First Dates" (PG-13)
February 20th- "Euro Trip" (TBA)
February 27th- "Passion of The Christ" (TBA)
posted by John at 7:50 PM