The Monotony of Monogamy

 
The Alamo

Stop or we will surender

Wow, this movie was crapalicuos. Sure it had billy bob but lets face it he wasnt naked, and wat kind of billy bob is that... a bad one. I havent seen a war movie that is so warlike in ages i know for a fact blood is just a conspiracy contrived by the socialist in a clever attempt to kill martin sheen. And cannon balls in reality are just flashes of light. And war is really really boring. just like this movie. And another thing the patriot sucked. Hey at least the mexicans spoke mexican as opposed to english or mayb even spanish. You got to give them a little historical credit. What happened to the only good thing ever to happen at the alamo, and what this movie should have been about, ozzy taking a whiz right on it, hey when nature call, and you try and act like your not home but that fucker is relentless, you gotta answer. Mayb its that this section of time just isnt interestingor mayb the movie itself is to blame, or mayb just mayb this is all somehow my fault, i wouldnt bet on the latter. But i am not a betting man. Well just remember this little quote, i think its from proverbs "Mr. Chocolate Bunny your punishment for stealing painted eggs in a time of famine is... off with your head!"

April 23rd- "Punisher, The" (R)
April 30th- "Envy" (PG-13)
May 7th- "Van Helsing" (PG-13)
May 14th- "Troy" (TBA)
May 21st- "Shrek 2" TBA)
May 28th- "Day After Tomorrow, The" (TBA)
June 4th- "Mindhunters" (R)
June 11th- "Chronicles of Riddick" (TBA)
June 18th- "Around the World in 80 Days" (TBA)
June 25th- "Garfield" (TBA)
July 2nd- "Spider-Man 2" (TBA)
posted by John at 4:55 PM