The Monotony of Monogamy

 
The Punisher

The 6 oz of fat that was cut off the steak that is Kill Bill... is finally a movie!

Hey some people like fat, not me though I enoi a nice filet mignon. Super hero movies are comming out ( of the closet in most cases) in disturbing numbers if this trend continues all movies super hero movies will constitute 110% of all movies produced in 2010. Thank you Mr Spiderman. I want new super heroes not these crappy 60s rejects, wheres my rambo or terminator or mayb even alien. Those movies where good and not just rehash threaded together like a poorly knitted sweater. Obviously, like all movies today, the movie would rather set itself up to make a billion sequels than lets say be entertaining, case in point underworld. When will people learn u can always make sequels you dont need to prepare for them, its not like their goin to be good anyways. Super hero movies are getting old, looking at the spiderman 2 trailer im pretty sure they just finally said lets just string crazy special efefcts together and ruin the comic book, i mean im sure a plot will develop eventually. Maybe i am wrong maybe super hero movies are beginning a golden age of cinema where you dont watch the movie the movie watches you. I hope the flow of comic book rehash ends and our generation gets some heroes for ourselves and stops borrowing, er i mean raping, comic and super heros from the past. I can see it now spiderman vs punisher with a cameo by the incredible hulk: the battle for batwoman. Lets just say their is a reason that Kill Bill beat the Punisher in the box office, while watching this movie i got a eerie sense of deja vu, it feels like you've scene the movie before, i will admit there were a few cool things, im sure pohl has mentioned them all though. I do enjoy a little travolta now and then. And then the big finale, i wont ruin it for you but, it got a bunch of sweets during the movie. I assure( i made a ass out of u and re) u though it was quite stupid and it is amazing how fire can be controlled to certain parts of cars and even created with no cars. Its not fair to see a movie the week after seeing kill bill its just not fair.The lord is vengeful.
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April 30th- "Envy" (PG-13)
May 7th- "Van Helsing" (PG-13)
May 14th- "Troy" (TBA)
May 21st- "Shrek 2" TBA)
May 28th- "Day After Tomorrow, The" (TBA)
June 4th- "Mindhunters" (R)
June 11th- "Chronicles of Riddick" (TBA)
June 18th- "Around the World in 80 Days" (TBA)
June 25th- "Garfield" (TBA)
July 2nd- "Spider-Man 2" (TBA)
posted by John at 7:30 PM