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Spider-Man 2



Staring:
Tobey Maguire - Pete Parker / Spider-Man
Kirsten Dunst - Mary Jane
Alfred Molina - Dr. Otto Octavius / Doc Ock
James Franco - Harry Osborn

In this movie, Peter Parker sturgles with keeping his secret identity hidden. His main nemisis in this episode is Doctor Octavius, a man merged with machine. Peter has to use all of his powers to stop Doc Ock and right the world once again.

Rotten Tomatoe Stats:
Rating: 96% - Fresh
74 Positive Reviews
3 Negative Reviews

Just look at those overwhelming numbers, and numbers never lie. You just have to consider where the numbers came from: These are the same critics that gave Fahrenheit 9/11 a 84% rating. Critics know little to nothing about movies, so we'll just have to go see it and write our own reviews. (In case you're completely oblivious, that's what we do here.)
posted by Dave at 11:14 PM