The Monotony of Monogamy

 
I, Robot

Cigarettes killed my father... and raped my mother

Wow. Finally an biography about me and how i defeated Dr. Robotnics evil communist robots to save the world and then having Reagan come in and steal my accomplishments. Of course hollywood changed a few things like making the main character black to console Al Sharpton, that mule and 40 acres are in the mail i swear, i sent them myself. I always like to see the future waaaaaay overestimated First of all we oculd even build the the elevators in the movie in 30 years if we started today and had the technology. But im sure in 30 years we will have rolling balls instead of wheels for cars because that is the future of everything. And another thing where was the robotic dog he should be super evolved beyond our wildest expectations. I mean the robotic dog progress in just the last 10 years is outstanding. How many robotic dogs... in the world... have commited a crime... none i suspect. In retrospect this movie was entertaining and very often amusing. If you go to this movie you will enjoy yourself, even if you hate will smith and nude people and love robotic dogs. So in the end A.I. was the worst movie ever and should never be mentioned in connection with any movie... ever.
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July 30th- "Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle"(R)
August 6th- "Village, The"(PG-13)
August 13th- "Alien vs. Predator"(PG-13)
August 20th- "Exorcist: The Beginning"(R)
August 27th- "Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid"(PG-13)
September 3rd- "Super Babies: Baby Geniuses 2"(PG)
September 10th- "Resident Evil: Apocalypse"(TBA)
September 17th- "Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow"(TBA)
September 24th- "Wimbledon"(TBA)
October 1st- "Shark Tale"(TBA)
October 8th- "Taxi"(TBA)
October 15th- "Team America: World Police"(TBA)
October 22nd- "Finding Neverland"(PG)
October 29th- "Eulogy"(R)
November 5th- "The Incredibles"(TBA)

posted by John at 11:16 AM