The Monotony of Monogamy

 
Napoleon Dynamite

Sure. You could save a lot more souls with roller-skates and Easy-Bake ovens, than with this

90 minute sleeping pill. Seriously this movie did not need to be made. I found myself laughing at most 9 times during the movie and at one point im pretty sure everone wanted the movie to end but no its only a hour in, and 30 more minutoes of fun. This movie is not hi-larious and only a few scenes even count as funny. Napoleon Dynamite is a one trick pony whos only trick is look stupid, while this may wow some, and touch hearts with others, its not worth waiting to see. The movie is paced so slow when their is a funny part its followed by silence for 10 minutes while another joke is set up. I can see how one could enjoy the comedy in this film, and when i tried to get into the movie i couldnt it just wouldnt let me in, if you want to like this movie i bet you will but otherwise prepare to be disapointed, gravely. Dont get me wrong this could have become a comedy classic, with some better writing and directing, but the stuff was their they just used and abused it, now the best it can possible do is be a crappy cult classic. Touche?
**/*****

July 23rd- "Bourne Supremacy, The"(PG-13)
July 30th- "Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle"(PG-13)
August 6th- "Village, The"(PG-13)
August 13th- "Alien vs. Predator"(PG-13)
August 20th- "Exorcist: The Beginning"(R)
August 27th- "Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid"(PG-13)
September 3rd- "Super Babies: Baby Geniuses 2"(PG)
September 10th- "Resident Evil: Apocalypse"(TBA)
September 17th- "Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow"(TBA)
September 24th- "Wimbledon"(TBA)
October 1st- "Shark Tale"(TBA)
October 8th- "Taxi"(TBA)
October 15th- "Team America: World Police"(TBA)
October 22nd- "Finding Neverland"(PG)
October 29th- "Eulogy"(R)
November 5th- "The Incredibles"(TBA)

posted by John at 3:03 PM