The Monotony of Monogamy

 
Spider Man 2

Dad didn't leave... when he comes back from the store, he's going to wave those pop-tarts right in your face!

Mmmmm summer movies, so needed. So juicy. Spidey 2 is probly the best super hero movie mmm ever. Twas better than its original cause it didnt need to spend time establishing how pete got his powers or why he does what he does, altough it does take a little refresher course on why he needs to b spidey. All in all this leaves more room for super hero mania, while this movie is never flat out crazy actions nonstopping it is also never dulldrum it paints a fine line of entertainment. The fights between the godd doctor and spidey are very fulling although the are few and far between they provide enough of the hardcore action needed to keep this movie a superhero movie. Unlike many movies in the same genre spiderman doesnt have a huge lull between action, u know their isnt any action at this point but u dont seen to mind cause its still entertaining, ulnike lets say the matrix where when their is a slowdown it makes u want to kill yourslef cuse the shit their trying to feed u is just whorendous. This movie is a model on how super hero flicks should be done, it just feels like its missing something. Dont get me wrong this movie is quite satisfying and i doubt it could be better, but in reality it is almost the definition of a summer feel good flick, almost everything in the movie could be predicted, it didnt have the anticipation of what would come next because i was positive of what was comin next.
****/*****


The Terminal

It's filth! It graphically portrays parts of the human body, which, practical as they may be, are evil!

Mediocre! Come on Steven try a little harder please. Your faded dreams of a sitcom transfered onto the silver screen are rarely if ever funny when they try to be and never dramatic. The Terminal is set up in small little episodes that cut away cleanly into the next. Hanks constant search for food and money can be comical but theyre not in the least bit believable. Now this isnt toms fault i blame steve, mr hanks tried so hard too. Not only is this movie unbelevable but it may have one of the worst climax's ever. Its like they just said lets cut our losses and make something up. Dont get me wrong some scenes in this movie were great but the movie as a whole just doesnt cut it. In the end this movie left me wondering why?
**/*****

HAITUS!
posted by John at 5:59 PM