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Eating Hamburgers... Five Stars at a Time

Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle
I WARNED you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you know, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little BUNNY, isn't it?

Oh sweet stoner comedy it has been so long, so long, some would say to long, others not long enough. This is just like one of those sweet juicy steamed hams that are white castles. You look at it and say that cant be good, i mean LOOK at it. But then your curiosity gets the best of you, all the cool kids are doin it. So you it just one, one of the most pleasurable burgers you have ever eaten, it goes down so so smooth, it feels soo good in your mouth. You have to have another, you would kill your mother and do the chicken dance over her cold, and lifeless body, for just one more damnit, ONE! Why must you tempt me o temptress of steamy hams. And before you know it youve eaten them all and are all alone again. so lonely. Sure the next day you cant believe what you did and are so unbelievable ashamed you cant leave the bathroom but just thinking about that sweet sweet night with those tiny burgers that have that irridenscent smell, makes it all worth while. In the end im hungry
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