The Monotony of Monogamy

 
Constantine

And if you promise to stay conscious I will try and do the same

It's no Matrix, but at least its not the Matrix sequels. The movie follows forsaken/exorcist John Constantine, as he tries to buy his way into heaven and his misadventures in said journey. But no one told John you cant buy your way into heaven, well i guess a few people did, but did Constantine give a shit, no. Also theirs sexy vixen rachel wiesz, whose twin died from a mysterious suicide. The plot thickens! But not too thick, or it will get in the way of my precious action, and how sweet said action is. The movie does have some pretty kick ass moments but i would say not enough. And while the action looks pretty and expensive you dont get any matrix moments, like whoa that was super neat! Keanu did a bang up job ans so did hes sexy counterpart, thats right i think shia lebouf is sexy. While most of the special effects were amazing one grip i have is the same demon for every demon in hell. Come on make at least two kinds, its to monotone to be spooky. The real problem with the movie is it never really gets where it wants to go, and then it decides it wants to be somewhere else and then it has its ending which while a little clever didnt really satisfy my hunger and thirst. I mean the ending could of been a million time worse but i guess i wanted it to be more since the whole movie was quite good. In conclusion its not the matrix, but its probly the best were goin to get for a long time. hell it even has keanu.
****/*****

P.S. Stay till the credits over.
posted by John at 11:30 PM