The Monotony of Monogamy

 
Wow. That was just disturbing. Even more so than Saw. (Note - I havent seen House of 1000 Corpses, which this movie is a sequal to and which is apparently much more gruesome)

So this family goes around abducting people, then torturing, raping, and murdering them in various ways. Finally the local PD catch up with them and turn their house into a much more open space through the use of lead projectiles. So 2 of the family members survive the raid and escape and meet up with their crazy dad, kill some more people, torture more people, and then kill some more people. Good times. The Gung-ho cop finally catches them and breaks rule #6 in the Evil Overlord's Handbook: "I will not gloat over my enemies' predicament before killing them." If you go by the handbook, you will succeed. He didnt, case closed.

Moral of the story: Rob Zombie is one sick and twisted man. But he sure does know how to add gratuitous nudity to a movie. You think its all done, then BAM, theres a boob. Oh hey, there's the other one. This movie was probably 2 nipples away from a NC-17 rating. And thanks for making clown's even weirder and ruin more of my childhood memories.

Overall: I give this movie a cooked roadkill. It could be worse, but its still disgusting. It was a good Monday nighter.

Book of Wise Pohl, Chapter Threve, Verse V: "Boy, the next word outta your mouth better be some brilliant f---in' Mark Twain sh--t, 'cause it is definitely gettin' chiseled on your tombstone. "
-Otis, one of Rob Zombie's crazy ass characters


posted by Dave at 11:43 AM