The Monotony of Monogamy

 
The Punisher

The 6 oz of fat that was cut off the steak that is Kill Bill... is finally a movie!

Hey some people like fat, not me though I enoi a nice filet mignon. Super hero movies are comming out ( of the closet in most cases) in disturbing numbers if this trend continues all movies super hero movies will constitute 110% of all movies produced in 2010. Thank you Mr Spiderman. I want new super heroes not these crappy 60s rejects, wheres my rambo or terminator or mayb even alien. Those movies where good and not just rehash threaded together like a poorly knitted sweater. Obviously, like all movies today, the movie would rather set itself up to make a billion sequels than lets say be entertaining, case in point underworld. When will people learn u can always make sequels you dont need to prepare for them, its not like their goin to be good anyways. Super hero movies are getting old, looking at the spiderman 2 trailer im pretty sure they just finally said lets just string crazy special efefcts together and ruin the comic book, i mean im sure a plot will develop eventually. Maybe i am wrong maybe super hero movies are beginning a golden age of cinema where you dont watch the movie the movie watches you. I hope the flow of comic book rehash ends and our generation gets some heroes for ourselves and stops borrowing, er i mean raping, comic and super heros from the past. I can see it now spiderman vs punisher with a cameo by the incredible hulk: the battle for batwoman. Lets just say their is a reason that Kill Bill beat the Punisher in the box office, while watching this movie i got a eerie sense of deja vu, it feels like you've scene the movie before, i will admit there were a few cool things, im sure pohl has mentioned them all though. I do enjoy a little travolta now and then. And then the big finale, i wont ruin it for you but, it got a bunch of sweets during the movie. I assure( i made a ass out of u and re) u though it was quite stupid and it is amazing how fire can be controlled to certain parts of cars and even created with no cars. Its not fair to see a movie the week after seeing kill bill its just not fair.The lord is vengeful.
**/*****

April 30th- "Envy" (PG-13)
May 7th- "Van Helsing" (PG-13)
May 14th- "Troy" (TBA)
May 21st- "Shrek 2" TBA)
May 28th- "Day After Tomorrow, The" (TBA)
June 4th- "Mindhunters" (R)
June 11th- "Chronicles of Riddick" (TBA)
June 18th- "Around the World in 80 Days" (TBA)
June 25th- "Garfield" (TBA)
July 2nd- "Spider-Man 2" (TBA)
posted by John at 7:30 PM

 
Five*****Star*****Collection
Five Star's of ... Love?

Kill Bill Vol. II
What's the matter? What are you sad about? What did you want me to do? Capture 'em and rehabilitate 'em?

Yeah a movie thats good yeah! Good thing the matrix decided to be a trilogy and star wars decided it liked star wars 4 better, even though its still just star wars cause the prequels suck soooooo bad that the dont deserve to be movies let alone cinees, without these stellar experiments on how to ruin good things it wouldnt be possible to appreciate the overall swellness that is Kill Bill. This movie also had to be split into two parts, for profiteering purposes and overall experience. I got to digest the crazy antics and mucho violence that is vol I, and wait for my conclusion. And when seperated these movies are totally different, one is super stylized violence and the other is a plot filled action movie, pick your pony. Either way they are both amazing. Vol II sacrifices body count for dialouge and swordplay for characters. Either way i am happy. This movie is just too good for words, i cant wait to see both movies together adding my own intermission, o wat times ill have. Now all i ask is that mr t makes more movies, and i think we all know wat mr t i am talking about.
*****
posted by John at 7:07 PM

 
The Alamo

Stop or we will surender

Wow, this movie was crapalicuos. Sure it had billy bob but lets face it he wasnt naked, and wat kind of billy bob is that... a bad one. I havent seen a war movie that is so warlike in ages i know for a fact blood is just a conspiracy contrived by the socialist in a clever attempt to kill martin sheen. And cannon balls in reality are just flashes of light. And war is really really boring. just like this movie. And another thing the patriot sucked. Hey at least the mexicans spoke mexican as opposed to english or mayb even spanish. You got to give them a little historical credit. What happened to the only good thing ever to happen at the alamo, and what this movie should have been about, ozzy taking a whiz right on it, hey when nature call, and you try and act like your not home but that fucker is relentless, you gotta answer. Mayb its that this section of time just isnt interestingor mayb the movie itself is to blame, or mayb just mayb this is all somehow my fault, i wouldnt bet on the latter. But i am not a betting man. Well just remember this little quote, i think its from proverbs "Mr. Chocolate Bunny your punishment for stealing painted eggs in a time of famine is... off with your head!"

April 23rd- "Punisher, The" (R)
April 30th- "Envy" (PG-13)
May 7th- "Van Helsing" (PG-13)
May 14th- "Troy" (TBA)
May 21st- "Shrek 2" TBA)
May 28th- "Day After Tomorrow, The" (TBA)
June 4th- "Mindhunters" (R)
June 11th- "Chronicles of Riddick" (TBA)
June 18th- "Around the World in 80 Days" (TBA)
June 25th- "Garfield" (TBA)
July 2nd- "Spider-Man 2" (TBA)
posted by John at 4:55 PM